Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, orphans can't find home plate, get it? 'Cause they don't have a home! It's a dark joke, like your future if you keep missing the point. By the way, did you know that you're more likely to trip over your own feet than win the lottery? Just a fun fact for someone as coordinated as you are!