Sport jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.

I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬

A ball hit me in the vagina.

"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home base.

My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.

Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.

What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't run home.

Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?

Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They can't find home.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home to run to!

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because there is no home.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They can't find their way home.

My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.

All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.

My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.

Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?

What do you call a horse that does karate?

A horse.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.