Sport jokes
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
A ball hit me in the vagina.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.