Why canโt fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Sport Jokes
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why canโt orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why canโt orphans play baseball? Because they canโt find home.
Why canโt an orphan play soccer?
If he canโt find home, he canโt find goal.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't have a home.
