Sport jokes
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
A ball hit me in the vagina.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They ain't got no home to run to.
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.