Sport jokes
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
I have no puns because I don't play soccer.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
Q: Can orphans hit a home run?
A: No, they don't know what it's like to have a home to run to.
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
China should be a baseball team.
What’s the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench?
The NBA.
They finally released the audio recording from the black box in Kobe’s helicopter.
Apparently when the helicopter caught fire, Kobe was sitting right next to the only fire extinguisher. You could hear everyone screaming for him to put out the fire, but he couldn’t figure out how to use it. They begged and pleaded for him to give the extinguisher to anyone else... the last thing you hear is Kobe saying “I’d rather die than pass it!”