Sport jokes
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why canβt orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why canβt fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Memes
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why canβt orphans play baseball? Because they canβt find home.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why canβt orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.