Sport jokes
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Memes
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.