Sport jokes
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?
You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find their way home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
Do you think I can shoot a basketball?
I make it dip like water.
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?