Sport jokes
I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬
I was playing basketball and a guy in a wheelchair asked if he could play.
I looked at him and told him that we are looking for ankle breakers, yours are already broken.
I like to drown in a pool.
I mean billiards...
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."
A ball hit me in the vagina.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of socks? In case he got a hole in one!
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why do orphans like baseball so they can know what a real home is?
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.