Sport jokes

What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.