Sport jokes

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing, they fast.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country.

Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.