What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
Sport Jokes
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
