Sport jokes
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.