Sport jokes
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
I used to have a fear of hurdles.
But I got over it.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.