Sport jokes
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
I used to have a fear of hurdles.
But I got over it.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.