Sport jokes
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What's the difference between Arsenal and West Ham?
Arsenal can win trophies and win games.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.