Sport jokes
I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize now why she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her, but she was only able to give 50%.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
Yo mama so stupid!
She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.