Yo mama so stupid!
She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Did you hear the score in the Egypt vs Ethiopia football game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought that fruit punch was a boxer.
Who’s the hottest girl in the world?
Babe Ruth cuz she catches the sun.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Why does Adam go hockey, you might ask?
In my opinion, he shouldn't go because he is bad, but he needs the armor to protect himself from his own step-dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
