Sport jokes
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
I couldn’t quite remember how to catch a boomerang, but eventually it hit me!
Tyson?
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That’s a huge sack of balls."
He didn’t realize what was about to happen.
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Q: Why are orphans bad at baseball?
A: They can’t find home.
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
What's got 6 legs, 3 arms, and 3 heads?
The finish line at the Boston marathon.
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That's a huge sack of balls!"
He didn't realize what was about to happen.
"That's what she said!"
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
I like my women how I like my golf score: low in the 80s and with a handicap.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
What was the winning play at the leper football game? A hand off up the middle.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.