The Golfer's Extra Pants

This is a classic pun. The joke plays on the double meaning of 'hole in one' which in golf refers to getting the ball in the hole in one shot, but literally could also be a hole in the pants.

• Golfer
• Pair
• Hole
• Pants
• Sport
• Clothing

• What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common? They both have a hole in one.
• Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend? In case he gets a hole in one.
• Where do golf players practice? Near a gulf.
• What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball? A penis always goes in the hole.