What do tomatoes š learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
What do tomatoes š learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
A man got pulled over, and the policeman had stepped out and said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
The man said, "I was trying to catch up with the traffic."
The officer said, "There is no traffic."
The man said, "Exactly, thatās how far behind I am!"
What do you get when you have a class of kids and a speeding car?
A 24 killstreak!
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can run faster than a shark.
So in a triathlon, it would all come down to whoever can ride a bike the fastest.
Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.
Girls are like roller coasters; the faster you go, the louder they scream.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
What do you call a PokĆ©mon who canāt move very fast?
A Slowpoke.