when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!
I bought a white xbox to last longer and i bought a black xbox to run faster
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
How did the cheetah greet other animals?
Cheetah: "Nice to eat you."
racecar backwards is racecar but racecar sideways is how paul walker died
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? stopping it with a cricket bat
why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school
he was a cheetah
What mountain do people like to race on?
Mount Rushmore.
Get it?
How do you create the worlds quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gaschamber.
What's the difference between the barracuda car and fish?
The fish can't go fast.
My favorite species is a cheetah because
ima cheet-ah on the test.
I love ❤️ taking my daughter out in the car 🚙 every time we go over a speed bump I tell her we ran over another dog 🐕😂
The cheetah had a race with a lion and the cheetah won, lion was like why you always a cheetah the cheetah was like why you always lion (lying).
How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.
I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks. This is God's clock. It never moved because he never lied. This is your clock. It move 3 times because you lied 3 times i asked where is President trumps clock. he said it was at the equator. Spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red?
It depends on your speed.
sticks and stones may break my bones but a crowbar could do it so much quicker
what goes 200 mph and is red??????????
babies in a blender
why is the cheetah so fast because it cant walk slow
