Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
Speech Jokes
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
......
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
I would make a clock joke, but I don't have time.
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
My wife's dyslexic, but hey, nobody's perfect.
There was a Cheerio that had a job. He worked hard at it, and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the Cheerios. So he needed a speech. He kept practicing and practicing and now he was thirsty. It was almost time for his speech, so he went to the drinking fountain, but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake, but he saw tons of garbage and what he thought was a cereal killer. So he found this bowl of punch, but he realized... there was no punchline.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
A speech impediment.
I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
I like my new... e-a-tree and a tree that is a magic house and a tree tree and a...
The last time I ever made a joke was just now.
You mehheheeheheeeehehehe.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
Cock.
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"