Speech jokes
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
What did the man say about someone who had a seizure?
"Jit was lagging."
I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the ladder?"
"Stop it," said he.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.
I don’t see what’s coming up, but I don’t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...
Hellen Keller once said, "love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel," but of course she said it like this "fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb."
I got no joke.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
What is the best power that man can do? They can move the mountain with their tongue.
What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?
They both talk like they're on fent.
I say what Kay’s jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.
You mehheheeheheeeehehehe.
Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.
Eschew obfuscation.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.