Speech jokes
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
What did the duck say to the pond?
"Fuck Trump."
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
Fuk yall!
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
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