Speech jokes

This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.

Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.

Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.

The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."

What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"

Q: What do gay horses say?

A: "Geigh!"

What does your mom say when she is working?

Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.

My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”

That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].

What did the duck say to the pond?

"Fuck Trump."

"Aren't you going back home now?"

"No, I am going back home."

Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?

He won the "no bell" prize.

Say "sukki" 10 times fast.

Why is he called Stephen Hawking?

Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.

Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?

Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.

I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"

I say what Kay’s jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ahoy Mateys.

Ahoy Mateys who?

Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Ready? Go!