Speech jokes

The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."

Moo!

Cow: I was just about to say that!

This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.

How do pirates like their movies?

You already know the answer, don't you?

Well...

ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...

Do you know Bumo?

Bumo deez nuts.

Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.

Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.

What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?

My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”

That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].

What did the duck say to the pond?

"Fuck Trump."

There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.

Fuk yall!

What do you call a fat motivational speaker?

Four chin teller.

Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?

Option one: Horses can't speak at all.

Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ahoy Mateys.

Ahoy Mateys who?

Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"

I say what Kay’s jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.

Why is he called Stephen Hawking?

Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.

Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?

Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.

Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?

He won the "no bell" prize.