Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
Speech Jokes
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.
The two biggest dyslexic guy lies: "My check is in your mouth," and "I won't come in your mailbox."
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
I'd insult BlessedBrian, but it seems NATURE beat me to it.
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
What did the duck say to the pond?
"Fuck Trump."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
I say what Kay’s jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
Kid 1: Do you know Candace?
Kid 2: Candace who?
Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!