Speech jokes
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Do you know Bumo?
Bumo deez nuts.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!
Hey, I'm Gwen. I just want to say I am speechless.
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
What did the duck say to the pond?
"Fuck Trump."
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
Fuk yall!
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
Yes yes yes the yes yes he did but what u tolk xjxfjgjcmbjhdkggdjlud.
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.