Speech jokes
Quit making jokes about me.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
What was I saying again?
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
What is boring? Talking about boring things.
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
Who invented shadow boxing?
Adolf Hitler.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
"Aye, matey."
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
What do you call a dwarf with borderline autism? Jimothy.
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
What did the duck say to the pond?
"Fuck Trump."
Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.