Speech jokes

Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.

A horse walked in a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"

What do cheap people use to talk?

Free speech.

China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!

Cock.

Two muffins are sitting in a bar.

The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."

The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.

Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.

Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?

Class: A cow says mo mo.

Teacher: Good.

Teacher: What does a sheep make?

Class: A sheep says maa maaa.

Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?

Little Johnny: A pig says "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*."

There is a young lady.

She is beautiful.

She got much vote.

But she speaks very fast.

Does she think she looks smart doing that?

She makes me feel bad.

"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.

Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.

BORNANA

Quit making jokes about me.

I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.

What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?

ARRRRRRRRR!

You want to hear a joke? You......

Why can't I talk in the dark?

Because I'm anonymous.

What time is it when you get home and you can walk, walk? Eeeeeew!

What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?

They both talk like they're on fent.

Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning!

"What? Where?"

Knock knock.

Boo.

No need to cry, it was only a joke. Yeh, I can't think of anything.

What is the reason for the first time since I've seen a lot to be desired in the morning? To you, eat ass...

The reason why God and Jesus have eternal life and the power, aka (holy spirit) is to control us, take our free will, and our eternal life, which is our heaven. Our time!

Just to show up, in the nick of time for the second coming in full costume ready to judge us. Them spending a lifetime preparing their big speech, their excuse of them hiding this whole time.

Lol, Surprise!

Joke being on them.

As we all stand there and are there to judge them, doing what they said they were made for.

Taking our eternal life back from Satan and the Devil and sending them to their home they created themselves!

HELL!

P.S. With a little extra punishments!