Speech jokes
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
How I talk: Hello
How Stitch talks: HeLlO.
You mehheheeheheeeehehehe.
The last time I ever made a joke was just now.
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
Two muffins are sitting in a bar.
The first muffin says to the bartender, "I'll have the usual."
The second one does not say anything to the bartender because muffins lack the vocal ability of humans, and even with the proper anatomy capable of speech access, they would most certainly be entirely unable to comprehend the human language. In fact, the first muffin would indefinitely not be able to provide speech to the bartender. The muffins also lack the muscular structure to be capable of support themselves to being suspended also preventing their access to movement. Even with the human-like structure, muffins lack brains, which are an essential part of being able to send nerve contact within the legs to be able to move. Also, with them lacking a brain structure entirely prevents them from speech. The anatomy simply prohibits the food items mentioned to be able to carry out any of the tasks required to get them to said bar and be able to speak, thus making the situation untruthful and completely idiotic.
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says mo mo.
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says maa maaa.
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says "Put your hands up and get agenst the wall you black mother fucke*."
There is a young lady.
She is beautiful.
She got much vote.
But she speaks very fast.
Does she think she looks smart doing that?
She makes me feel bad.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
Quit making jokes about me.
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
You want to hear a joke? You......
What time is it when you get home and you can walk, walk? Eeeeeew!
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning!
"What? Where?"
Knock knock.
Boo.
No need to cry, it was only a joke. Yeh, I can't think of anything.
What is the reason for the first time since I've seen a lot to be desired in the morning? To you, eat ass...