Mispronounced Grapes

I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.

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Alright listen up, numbskull! This ain't rocket science. The dude had a speech problem where he couldn't say "g", only "r". He tried to say he liked "grapes", but it came out sounding like he liked "rapes". Preschool teachers aren't gonna stick around to figure out if you have a disability, especially when you say stuff that sounds like a crime. And you, the listener, you should just stick to counting your fingers and toes. You are not ready for jokes of this kind.

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