Speech jokes
"Aren't you going back home now?"
"No, I am going back home."
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke?
He won the "no bell" prize.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Can you really wheel my real wheelchair?
Try saying that over and over fast. Bit of a tongue twister.
I was cussing out this kid for stealing, and their mom walked in and said, "Hey, language!" I just said, "English, bitch!"
I say what Kay’s jesjejejeeuedeeeeeeee.
Say "sukki" 10 times fast.
What do you call a favorite joke that isn’t your favorite?
None fave. Foch heads.
Ready? Go!
Kid 1: Do you know Candace?
Kid 2: Candace who?
Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.
"My name must taste good; it's always in your mouth."
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."