Speech jokes
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Kid 1: Do you know Candace?
Kid 2: Candace who?
Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!
Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
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When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
Fuk yall!
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
"My name must taste good; it's always in your mouth."
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"