Speech jokes
Kid 1: Do you know Candace?
Kid 2: Candace who?
Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
Ready? Go!
Yes yes yes the yes yes he did but what u tolk xjxfjgjcmbjhdkggdjlud.
Fuk yall!
Memes
Why couldn't the horse give out a speech?
Option one: Horses can't speak at all.
Option two: His voice was a little *hoarse*.
What do you call a fat motivational speaker?
Four chin teller.
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
"My name must taste good; it's always in your mouth."
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Say "urine egger" five times fast.
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... How many fingers am I holding up?
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
What did a comedian say at a show full of blind people?
"What's up?"
I got no joke.