Space jokes
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
Uranus is huge.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.