Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
what do you call a student in space? a astrodent
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
How many ears does Captain Picard have?
Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
What was Stephens hawking last words? I'm lagging
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
