Space jokes
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup? A space.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
TOASTER?
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
I invented a time-traveling machine and traveled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid. They told me, "It wasn't an asteroid... it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct." Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Pessi!
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
Why did the cow go to space?
To get ice cream!
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."