Space jokes
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Cursed Mr beast
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Yo mama is so fat that people had to take pictures of her from space.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon? A: A Luna-Tic!
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Why is there a hole in Uranus?