Space jokes
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
Uranus is huge.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.