Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that??
Im no astronomer but I’m pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun... not you.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some SPACE...".
Are u getting the funnys
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a "day".
You're so fat, astronomers discovered a planet larger than Earth but smaller than Uranus.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in UR ANUS
I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm no an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars
