Space jokes
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.
Sun.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
Why is there a hole in Uranus?
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.