What is an astronauts favourite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
scientist discovered water on mars, mars 1, africa 0
uranus is a gas giant
Battery 1%
I take one last look at earth as my suit runs out of power
What do you call darth vader when he dies a black alien
why humans hate aliens because fortnite took them out of the game and i want aliens back in fortnte
what takes up 10 parking spaces... 5 female drivers
NASA stands for nobody already seen astronauts
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking, Stephen walking
What do you call space Muslim A tuskin raider
Uranus is a gassy planet
Teacher: what’s the closest planet. Kids yell: sun. Except for one. Other kid: Uranus. Teacher: Uranus? Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars. I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it "Kirk are you in there?" Spiked asked, Kirk answered "hold on i am making a captains log"
Knock Knock moon, GIVE ME CHEESE
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space? Mars bars
Why the cow wanted to be an astronaut?Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
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