Space jokes
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
Where did Milky Way get its degree?
At the university.
Memes
The ultimate speedrun
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Uranus is huge.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
How do astronomers organize a party? They planet.