Space jokes
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.
Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon?
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
Where did Milky Way get its degree?
At the university.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.