Space jokes
Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor.
Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon?
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
The ultimate speedrun
My uncle got sued from NASA the other day. He claimed to be the first one to enter Uranus.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
What do you call a friend in space?
Space friend.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
Where did Milky Way get its degree?
At the university.
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!