Space jokes
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
Where did Milky Way get its degree?
At the university.
The ultimate speedrun
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Uranus is huge.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"