Space jokes
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon? A: A Luna-Tic!
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)
Q: What's the first day of the week in outer space?
A: Moonday!
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
Uranus is a gassy planet.