Space jokes
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
Where did Milky Way get its degree?
At the university.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
Memes
I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
You sat on a chair with Uranus.
I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Uranus is huge.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.