What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because it's unexpected. You think the bones are gonna say something spooky, but nah, they're just droppin' a random, sad truth about a cow. Get it? Bet you don't, you dummy.