
Space jokes
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
Stressed Out - By - Twenty One Pilots and watersharky Music Productions - I wish I found some better sounds No one's ever heard. I wish I had a better voice That sang some better words. I wish I found some chords In an order that is new. I wish I didn't have to rhyme Every time I sang.
I was told when I get older All my fears would shrink. But now I'm insecure And I care what people think. My name's Blurryface and I care what you think. My name's Blurryface and I care what you think.
Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out We're stressed out
Sometimes a certain smell will Take me back to when I was young How come I'm never able to identify Where it's coming from? I'd make a candle out of it If I ever found it Try to sell it, never sell out of it I'd probably only sell one. It'd be to my brother, cause we have the same nose Same clothes, home grown The stone's throw from a creek we used to roam But it would remind us of when Nothing really mattered Out of student loans and tree house homes We all would take the latter My name's Blurryface and I care what you think My name's Blurryface and I care what you think
Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out
Used to play pretend Give each other different names We would build a rocket ship and then we'd fly it far away Used to dream of outer space But now they're laughing at our face singing "Wake up, you need to make money", yeah Used to play pretend Give each other different names We would build a rocket ship And then we'd fly it far away Used to dream of outer space But now they're laughing at our face singing "Wake up, you need to make money", yeah
Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out Wish we could turn back time To the good old days When our momma sang us to sleep But now we're stressed out
We used to play pretend, used to play pretend, money We used to play pretend, wake up you need the money Used to play pretend, used to play pretend, money We used to play pretend, wake up you need the money Used to play pretend Give each other different names We would build a rocket ship And then we'd fly it far away Used to dream of outer space But now they're laughing at our face saying "Wake up, you need to make money", yeah
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Poor guy really needs some space.
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.
Your hairline is so big, I couldn't find the area of it on Jupiter.
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
