Space Jokes

I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital Just to test their patients

Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave earth?

There wasn't enough space to fly it.

Yo forehead so large it has its own gravitational pull

Talking about planets with my nephew. He asked if you could Plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.

hay look its uranus coming from the sky

Did you hear about the restaurant there putting on the moon Good food but no atmosphere

WHY IS THE MOON RED TODAY?The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.

What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one

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What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah

Q: What do you call a "Wild Man" or "Wild Woman" on the Moon?

A: A Luna-Tic!

I guess neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD

What is a spaceman’s favorite chocolate? A marsbar!

So here’s Uranus where’s my anus

Uranus is blue from lack of service.

If an athlete gets athletes foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!

what does NASA means? No Apes Submit Astronaut

today my idiot brother screamed"ahhhhh im dead!' but it wasn't really, so i d3cded to make it a reality until my sister came.............................

AND HELPED ME! - for once but then two minutes later my mom showed up, we k!lled him right infront of her and she screamed! "DONUTS AND PIZZA FOR YPU AND MORE IF YOU GO TO MRS ROBERTS HOUSE AND SAY HI AND BYE TO DADDY!!!!! and she hands us both a sharp tool and i say what about tommy??!!! arn't u MAD!!!!!!! then she replied who's THAT!!??? COZ HE AINT MINE HIS NAME IS TOMMY, TOMMY ROBERTS. so then me and my sister visit mrs ROBERTS AND SHE SAID OH THIS ISN'T ANYTHING IMPORTANT GO HOME! so then my sister nd i say hi! and do a countdount aftr that my nike white jumper had turned red! IT WAS A MUCH BETTER COLOUR , MUM SEEMED TO APROVE AS WELL!😊😊😊 but then the police question us where daddy was so then mom said....................... oh he's moved on! so then the police officer was like ahem ma'm where! SO THEN I BELLOWED.......................... UP - UR -A##. And we got let off the hook, then we moved oh and we k!lled the cop 2 and oh did i meantion we HAD a maid, and a landlord and a cat but they were all 2 annoying so we got rid of them and now our new backyard is very smellyyy and i dont think there is enoff space to put muummy anymore so now i dont think sissy will fit either🧐 i will ask my neibour nessy she'll obviously say YES or ill........................................

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