What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
Sun.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
Uranus is a gas giant.
Q: What do you call a chip that goes fast?
A: A rocket chip.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
Battery 1%.
I take one last look at Earth as my suit runs out of power.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
