Space jokes
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
Yo, Leo, are you an interior decorator? Because when you enter a room, it becomes EMPTY!
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
Your forehead is so big, it takes the sun a year to shine on every part of it.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
Sun.
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
Yo mama so tall!!! When she wakes up from her bed, she stands up and finds NASA beside her face, and she thinks it's a fly!!!
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.
NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.