Space jokes
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
Your mama's so fat that when she went to space, there was no space left.
The ultimate speedrun
I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"
When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
Why is Saturn richer than other planets?
It has a ring!
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
How many ears does Captain Picard have?
Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.