Space jokes
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."
Sun.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.