Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
Yo forehead so big, NASA needed it for the new planet, stupid!
Why did Jerry fall off the moon?
Because he got hit by a fridge.
What is big, round, and gassy? Uranus.
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
How do you start a fight in space?
"Comet me, bro."
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."
Sun.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What's similar between a fetus and a failed mission?
You abort it.
Uranus is a gas giant.
Want to know why some astronomers are gay?
It’s because they want to be in Uranus.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
