North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first. Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first." The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die." Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
If an athlete gets athletes foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
what does NASA means? No Apes Submit Astronaut
What is an astronauts farfit colour? Zoo
science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrappers
My dog went once went to URANUS 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know bc dogs sniff URANUS?😂😂😂
How do NASA plan pardes.
They planit.
Why cant an orphan role-play Star Wars? Because they have no one to play Darth Vator
Why is pluto a dwarf planet
Because it looks like a g- nome
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again
NASA is. Big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus? By the rings around it
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star
Uranus craps diamonds and is a cow 🐮
Why did nasa have to go to space because space is lonely
the steven hawkings space telescope will be launched next year, apparently it will have four wheels and run off windows 7
I invented a time traveling machine and travelled back to Pangea. I warned the dinosaurs about the deadly asteroid, they told me, "it wasn't an asteroid...it was Pionel Pessi's penalty ball ricocheted from Mars that made them extinct". Tears ran down my face. Shame on you Pessi!
NASA is going to probe Uranus and it might take awhile it get there
Why was Stephen hawking late to the NASA meeting He couldn't get up the kerb
i like uranus
