Moon landing jokes

I’m so annoyed by those people who just believe in anything they hear. This is a conversation I had a few days ago.

Idiot: "The moon landing was faked! So unbelievably fake!" Me: "You believe in the moon? Stupidass."

If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.

Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.

Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"

Not Stephen Hawking.

NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.

If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.

I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.

Neil before me.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

What do you call a black man on the moon?

An astronaut, you fucking racist.