Moon landing jokes

I’m so annoyed by those people who just believe in anything they hear. This is a conversation I had a few days ago.

Idiot: "The moon landing was faked! So unbelievably fake!" Me: "You believe in the moon? Stupidass."

If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.

Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.

Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"

Not Stephen Hawking.

NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

Eclipses it!

Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?

Because it’s a little meteor.

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.