Moon landing jokes

Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"

Not Stephen Hawking.

Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.

No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.

I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.

Neil before me.

If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.

I’m so annoyed by those people who just believe in anything they hear. This is a conversation I had a few days ago.

Idiot: "The moon landing was faked! So unbelievably fake!" Me: "You believe in the moon? Stupidass."

NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.

What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?

"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"