Space jokes
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
What do you call a room with no doors?
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.