Space jokes
Why does Wet have a big head? Because he got hit by a wetaroid!
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
- The Milky Way!
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
How did they know the teacher onboard the spaceship had dandruff?
Cause her Head and Shoulders were everywhere!
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What takes up 10 parking spaces? Five female drivers.