Space jokes
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Memes
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
What do you call a room with no doors?
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
----> [] get in the door.
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!