Space jokes
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
TOASTER?
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
What do you call a room with no doors?
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.