Space jokes
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
What do you call a room with no doors?
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"
How do you throw a space party?
You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
----> [] get in the door.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
A blonde starts a new job at a local car dealership when a wealthy gentleman comes in looking for a spacious car for his large family. The blonde is excited as she gets commission, so eagerly shows him the most expensive SUVs.
The gentleman has a good look around before saying to the blonde, "It looks perfect.... But cargo space?" To which she instantly replied, "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, car only for road."