Space jokes
To make tea, road, road, road, road.
Case.
The space of space, Der der.
The chosen week was chosen.
Object.
Der mezzer lakes.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.
Do you know the teacher that went up into space?
You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.
Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.
Your mum is so fat, when she was in front of my apartment, I couldn't get in.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
What do you call a room with no doors?