Space jokes

What do you call a room with no doors?

What did the star say? It's Star Trek.

Why can't dwarfs go to space? Because NASA is not sending monkeys into space anymore.

Your forehead is sooo big, NASA thought it was Mars!

Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.

Why is Jupiter so big? Because it works out!

Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!

----> [] get in the door.

How do you throw a space party?

You plan-et! Hahahaha, get it?

Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.

I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.

Why has nobody been on Neptune? Because the wind is so big. And why the wind's so big? Because Neptune's yelling, "GETT OFFF MMY PPRROOPERRTY!!"

Do you know the teacher that went up in space? She had blew eyes. One blew this way and one blew that way.

Do you know the teacher that went up into space?

You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."

Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.

If you get a new bed, you have more bedroom, but less bedroom.

"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."

I pulled a prank on my friend the other day. I painted a portrait of the backrooms blueprints while he was sleeping. Still had some extra space.

Your forehead's so big, NASA uses it to test satellite signals.

Why does nobody talk to the letter G?

Because it's always in the middle of awkward!