What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Where did the sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa shop.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
What did the cow say?
Moo!
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
Omnom.
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!
What do French ducks say?
Quoi quoi.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
