Onomatopoeia jokes
What happens to an Indian's doorbell when you ring it?
A ring-a-ding-a-ding.
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
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How do cows say "oof?"
They say, "MOOf."
How do Chinese people name their kids?
They throw a wok down the stairs.
What fruit loves rollercoasters the most?
A kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks.
What did the cow say?
Moo!
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
What is a frog's favorite drink?
Croaka-cola!
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
Omnom.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The butt.
The butt who?
The butt goes mooooo!