Onomatopoeia Jokes

Teacher

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

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  • Kid

    How do you name a Chinese kid?

    Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"

    Dog

    Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

    You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."

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  • Owl

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Who.

    Who who?

    You sound like an owl.