Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT"
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favourite song? A. Pieces of You.
So, a husband and a wife have three kids. The husband is on his death bed, and he looks up at his wife and says, "Honey, is our youngest son truly and honestly mine?" She says in response, "I swear on everything that is good and holy, our youngest son is yours." He dies peacefully.
Then she says under her breath, "I'm glad he didn't ask about the first two."
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
