What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Painā"Jump Around."
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
So, a husband and a wife have three kids. The husband is on his death bed, and he looks up at his wife and says, "Honey, is our youngest son truly and honestly mine?" She says in response, "I swear on everything that is good and holy, our youngest son is yours." He dies peacefully.
Then she says under her breath, "I'm glad he didn't ask about the first two."
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
