Song jokes

Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.

"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."

"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"

What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?

"Period, oh period, oww!"

What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?

"I'm so crazy in love..."

I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."

Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?

A. "Till I Collapse."

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?

"Lonely."

What song does Kobe Bryant hate?

"Rocky Mountain High."

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.

What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?

House of Pain—"Jump Around."

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"Drop it like it's HOT!"

*School Shooter Walks In*

That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.

I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.

I call it my trail mix.

What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?

Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!

When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.

Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?

The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."