Song jokes
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.