Song jokes
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
So, a husband and a wife have three kids. The husband is on his death bed, and he looks up at his wife and says, "Honey, is our youngest son truly and honestly mine?" She says in response, "I swear on everything that is good and holy, our youngest son is yours." He dies peacefully.
Then she says under her breath, "I'm glad he didn't ask about the first two."
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."