Song jokes
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
So, a husband and a wife have three kids. The husband is on his death bed, and he looks up at his wife and says, "Honey, is our youngest son truly and honestly mine?" She says in response, "I swear on everything that is good and holy, our youngest son is yours." He dies peacefully.
Then she says under her breath, "I'm glad he didn't ask about the first two."
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA