Song jokes

I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."

Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?

A. "Till I Collapse."

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."

"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?

"Lonely."

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.

I see a dreamer.

Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.

What do you call a singer who can't make a song?

Taylor Swift.

So, a husband and a wife have three kids. The husband is on his death bed, and he looks up at his wife and says, "Honey, is our youngest son truly and honestly mine?" She says in response, "I swear on everything that is good and holy, our youngest son is yours." He dies peacefully.

Then she says under her breath, "I'm glad he didn't ask about the first two."

I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.

GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?

Me: My sister.

SWEET HOME ALABAMAA

What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!

Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.

At gym class today, my friend made this song:

🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!

Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.

What's a rapper's favorite drink?

RHYME-A-RITA

What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?

"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.

What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?

Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."

I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.