Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada du energy
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada ah ah ah ah ah BOP
....energy
It's amazing how many things rhyme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
Doin' ya mom oh yeah oh yeah, doin' doin' ya mom!
