Song jokes
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
When I die, can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?
What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?
Van Halen's "Jump."
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
Why couldn't the pony sing a song?
He was a little horse.
"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
Damn, the guy who made the "Whip/Nae Nae" song really made his cousin go Silento.
The next woman who says she'd rather be alone in the woods with a bear, I'm throwing her in a pit with a bear and making her fight it with a wooden sword while drinking and singing "The Bear and the Maiden Fair."
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.