Song

Song jokes

Husband

So, a husband and a wife have three kids. The husband is on his death bed, and he looks up at his wife and says, "Honey, is our youngest son truly and honestly mine?" She says in response, "I swear on everything that is good and holy, our youngest son is yours." He dies peacefully.

Then she says under her breath, "I'm glad he didn't ask about the first two."

Hawaii

I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.

Birthday

What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!

Mouse

Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.

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    Self

    Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

    The image is a screenshot of a post on worstjokesever.com, displaying a conversation thread with several comments. It includes comments like 'Congratulations. No one gives a shit', 'Feeling right, looking tight. Come get the drinking shots on the rocks' and 'Ofc you're using song lyrics because you can't talk for yourself'.

    Mommy

    What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?

    ā€œMy Mommy Comes Backā€

    Single

    I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

    Orphan

    "Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.

    Music

    When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher šŸ˜Ž

    Birthday

    My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:

    Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!

    No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.

    Karen

    What do Karens do when they have free time?

    They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.

    Anthem

    What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?

    "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.

    Baby

    What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?

    Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."

    Shit

    Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?

    Answer: Because he sucks!

    Mom

    I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.

    Sex

    My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

    Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.