Song jokes
You know the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"? Apparently, Santa's the mailman.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The muffin man, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!