Song

Song jokes

Friend

At gym class today, my friend made this song:

🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!

JFK

Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?

JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.

Girl

When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"

Muffin

Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?

Yes, I know the murderer, The muffin man, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?

Sister

GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?

Me: My sister.

SWEET HOME ALABAMAA

Santa

You know the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"? Apparently, Santa's the mailman.

Barney

I like you, you like me.

Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY

Yo mama

Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"

Emo

What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?

Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!

Shooter

*School Shooter Walks In*

That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.

Love

What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?

"I'm so crazy in love..."