Song jokes

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT!"

A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."

Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.

What song do you play at an emo kid's funeral?

Van Halen's "Jump."

I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.

Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."

Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"

What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?

"You are not alone."

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.

"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"

What do you call a musician 👩‍🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?

A popsinger.

What's a Mexican's favorite song?

"I Walk the Line."

I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.

You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.

Song by John Rizk

The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.

They called the song “Helen Keller.”

What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?

"Period, oh period, oww!"

What do you sing on a dead person's birthday?

"Happy Death-Day To You!"

"Creeper, aww man,"

"Today we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side."

Mommy sits on my potty and sings a song about poop.

How to fart:

Let it go, let it go.

1, 2, Freddy's coming for you.

3, 4, better lock your door.

5, 6, grab a crucifix.

7, 8, stay up late.

9, 10, never sleep again.

I love this song, y'all! Like if you love it too! :)