Song jokes
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Memes
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The muffin man, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
You know the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"? Apparently, Santa's the mailman.
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
When I hotline bling, I only need one thing.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."