Song jokes
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
Memes
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The muffin man, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"