Song jokes
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Memes
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The muffin man, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"