Song jokes
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Memes
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The muffin man, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"