What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
GF: What did you use as kissing when you were little?
Me: My sister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMAA
You know the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"? Apparently, Santa's the mailman.
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
I like you, you like me.
Let’s go out and kill Barney with a big shot gun. Barney’s on the floor, no more purple dinosaur. 🌸🌸🌸🌺🌺🌺🥀🥀🥀RIP BARNEY
Why did the Texas cow own its own dachshund?
The cowboy told it to "get along little doggie."
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who play Pumpes Up Kicks at max Volume
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
