Son Jokes

A father bought his depressed son a new house and then pointing at it he said "hang in there son".

My son came up to me and said “mom, where are your parents?” I stared in confusion i said “in a far place.” He asked “In and orphanage?”

So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says "What should their names be?" The uncle replies "Well for your daughter, Denise" "That's a nice name" comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies "Denephew".

Mom:they say our kid neighbor has a blue blood Son:really? Also 2 hour later Son:mom the kid doesnt have a blue blood Mom:son i-

Sorry for my bad english U-U

My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school

So I had him bring my wife

🎆 New Year's Eve

Lil Johnny👦: „Every year the same, people always have to start banging before midnight“

Mom👱🏻‍♀️: „Johnny, would you please leave the bedroom now?“

Dad👨🏻‍🦰: „Son, if you don't leave, it‘ll bang on your head!“

Yo son so excellent he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy

Son: Dad, why did name my sister Paris? Dad: Because she was made there. Son: Thanks, Dad. Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the hole time

I think God is cool with abortion

After all, he did kill his only son

My son said "what rhymes with orange"

i said "No it doesn't!!"

Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant. Dad: well is she already part of the family? Son: Yes, why? Dad: then there’s no need to be worried.

Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Dad: Don't know, why? Son: Because they taste funny.

What's the similarity between my son and a rug from ebay-? I asked for a refund.

Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone. Son: Okay, I'll do it! 5 hours later... Son: I'm done! Dad: I lied. Son: So did I!

What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery? keaving your son with Michael Jackson

The mailman daddy to drop the mail off. Me ( son ) I and tell my mommy daddy home. Mommy tells me you got no daddy, then I say I hear you always call the mailman daddy.