When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are.”
He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
Why I didn't Kill Him
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The humor comes from the kid misunderstanding the intention behind saying "sorry for your loss." The kid takes it literally as if he were somehow responsible for the person's death.