It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
Huh, I’m pregnant again. Must be something in the air.
Yeah, your legs.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
But apparently there is something in your heart, so I already have scissors in my heart.
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"
