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Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.

"Do you have a noose?"

"Nose?"

"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."

"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"

"No."

*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*

It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.

What's something red that is bad for your teeth?

A brick.

Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.

What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."

I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

I had something about tripping over ice.

Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.

A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.

Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.

But apparently there is something in your heart, so I already have scissors in my heart.

My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".

I asked my mom if I could be Wednesday (from the Addams family). She said no. She said I would look creepy and weird. She said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE. The outfit looked ridiculous. Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;.

Ert.

"Pretend me please stop! I don't recall posting anything except commenting and posting something for Jordan C! Please stop!"

I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.

So NFL teams were playing football on me, and then Justin Jefferson hit something called "the gritty" on me.

I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied "why fix what ain't broke?"

What do you do when you're sad?

Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.

For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.