Something jokes
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
It smells like something died in my room, oh yeah, it's my dignity, hope, and my feeling. Put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What do you do when you're sad?
Nothing, because you are just crying about something happening to you.
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
Ert.
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Bro, my forehead is so big whenever I need to find something on it, I need the exact coordinates.