What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod. This joke is about how nobody gives a hoot about orphans, right? But if an orphan likes football, then people will actually give him something, like attention or maybe even a football! It's funny 'cause it's true, nobody cares about orphans, and you're about as sharp as a marble.