What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Football Loving Orphan
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod. This joke is about how nobody gives a hoot about orphans, right? But if an orphan likes football, then people will actually give him something, like attention or maybe even a football! It's funny 'cause it's true, nobody cares about orphans, and you're about as sharp as a marble.