Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without there mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I relise, that I can see all there face!
True story by the way
"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces. So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"
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Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild. He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
I asked my mom is I could be Wednesday ( from the Addams family) She said no she said I would look creepy and weird she said I HAVE TO BE SOMETHING CUTE, the outfit looked ridicules, Everyone else looked spooky except for me ;-;
My friend asked for something dark and creamy l said .....GU KHA
I had something about tripping over ice. Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
I hope you forget your password to something only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart but apparently there is something in your heart so I already have scissors in my heart
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... Is it counterinuitive?
Texter 1: You know People treat me like a god
Texter 2: How?
Texter 1: They ignore my existence unless they need something
My mom interrupted my gaming session to tell me to hang up the lights I hung something else instead
What do you call an orphan like football?because someone will actually give him something
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69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
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what do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand s"
For Some Reason People Make Fun Of My Name Because It Rimes With Something That Starts With An F
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool then the geese float through the air holding the tortoise the tortoise was about to say something but fell and died
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words. The man says: “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
