What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
Roses are red, violets are blue. These jokes are old, come up with something new.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
A guy is walking down the street, when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "looks like shit." Crouches down and smells it, "smells like shit." Sticks his finger in, tastes it, "tastes like shit." He then smiled and said, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it".
Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild. He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
What’s something you can say in a grocery store and in bed Thanks for coming
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. The cop says, "Sister, this is a 55 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?"The Sister replies, "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55." The cop answers, "Oh, Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you are on!" The Sister says, "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful." At this point, the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They are shaking something terrible." The Sister answers, "We just got off Highway 101."
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold. I'm talking about being born a black man, and dying a white woman. Incredible.
a guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl he asked for her number and of course, she said no, he asked the bus driver for advice and he said that girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 pm and look for a statue of an angel so he dresses up as god goes to the grave and she sees him she says oh lord end my misery kill me now and he said only if you do something for me first she replied what is it oh mighty lord he said to have sex with me she agreed they had sex and when she was done sucking his dick he said I have something to tell you he took of his costume and said I'm the guy from the bus and she took off her costume I'm the bus driver. (does anyone remember this it's an old joke someone made or does no one remember this I didn't make this but it went smth like this)
What do you call it when you choose Panera bread over something else Panera instead
When cops say you the right to remain silent
You’re just happy you have the right to do something
If your reading this you are a Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS
I asked Daveon if he ever considered trying something new, and he replied 'why fix what ain't broke?????
“If you’re good at something, never do it for free. "
Rapboats mom charges $5 a blowie
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger having common
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed Damn, that really stiff
What’s something you can say in bed and in a zoom meeting Do you want the cameras on or off?
