Someone's jokes
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
Memes
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
Boi, you can't be talking because if someone punched you in the face, you will be the one to apologize.
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Orphan: Help, I'm lost.
Someone: Wears your parents.
Orphan: >:(
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
Why do orphans come to me?
'Cause they have someone to call "father."