Someone's jokes
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?
To the I.C.U.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Kindly yeet someone!
What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?
Womxn
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic!
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.