What did Ron put in his diary?
I "Her-mio-ne" after I banged her last night.
I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.
What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?
"Wow, Harry!"
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
