Hermione jokes

What did Ron put in his diary?

I "Her-mio-ne" after I banged her last night.

I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.

What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?

"Wow, Harry!"

After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"

Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"

Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!

What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with friends.

Dear disabled people, Just go into the settings and enable it.

Master has given Dobby a Glock. Dobby is Thug.

Mole