Hermione jokes

After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"

Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"

What did Hermione say when she pantsed someone?

"Wow, Harry!"

What did Ron put in his diary?

I "Her-mio-ne" after I banged her last night.

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I got a horse and I named it Hermio-nae.

Gnome.