Someone's jokes

Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.

What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.

I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.

Son, you are not precious, so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you.

Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me?

Son, you're adopted!

Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.

I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.

I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.

Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"

When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"

When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."

Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.

When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."

Can someone be my daddy?

Why does an orphan go to church?

So they can call someone "father."

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they don't have someone to call daddy.

You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!

Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?

Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!

What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.

Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.

And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.

I made someone a PB and J sandwich... they died.