Someone's

Someone's jokes

Bullet

    • What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?

    At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.

    Light Bulb

    • So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...

    How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.

    There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.

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    • Hitler

    • Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."

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    • Chat

    • Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)

    Death

    • Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.

    Someone's memes

    Orphan

    • What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

    At least someone chose Pikachu.

    Hitler

    • Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?

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    • Mile

    • Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.

    So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.

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    • Urn

    • Someone on here said it previously:

    My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.

    Rape

    • Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.

    I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.

    My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.

    Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.

    School

    • Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?

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    • Bed

    • So, I was laying in bed and it's winter, so my room is always cold because the heater doesn't work.

    And I was thinking.... It would be warmer if someone else was laying here with me.... Then I laughed because who would wanna be with me. Hahaha

    Entertainment

    • I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!

    Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠

    Grass

    • Someone stole my grass today. I went to the police, and they said: "What's wrong?" I said, "How could you tell something was wrong?" They replied, "You were looking forlorn."

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