Someone's jokes
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
For someone to be stealing a bag of gold in Heaven, [they are] a criminal on Earth and [in] Heaven.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
Someone: Didn’t we already meet somewhere?
Me: Yeah. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
why do orphans go to church?
because they can finally call someone "father."
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"
Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
I think I found the worst joke in life. For me, it's that I have always been unwanted and alone for my whole life, and I've never even been in a relationship with anyone, and I'm 31 years old, and I also know that deep down, I'm always going to be alone and unhappy. All I get out of life is seeing everyone else with someone and knowing it will never happen for me. I think that's the worst joke I can think of... LIFE.
Still living when you know you'll never find someone to be with.
I apologize with the wording to this; it's another thing I am a failure at.
Feel free to comment.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
Someone dies.