Orphan's Desire for Kidnapping

The humor comes from the dark and twisted idea that orphans might find being kidnapped desirable since it implies someone cares enough to want them, a basic human need often lacking in their lives. It's a pretty morbid joke playing on the stereotype of orphans.

• Orphan
• Kidnapping
• Adoption
• Family
• Children
• Childhood

• Why does the orphan do robberies? Because he wants to be wanted.
• Why can orphans never be kidnapped? No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
• Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
• I only kidnapped orphans because they have no parents to report them missing.