Math problem jokes

2+2=🐟

How many times can 46 go into 8? Just hop in the van and find out.

How many times does 47 fit into 9?

Get in the van and find out.

666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?

Do it in calculator.

If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?

Answer: A math problem.

What is 9+9? 18.

What is 9+10? 19.

What is 9+11? -2996.

What step did the DNA not take in his math equation?

He forgot to adenine!

1+1? Too hard.

What's 9 + 10?

21

Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.

A letter to all Math:

Dear Math,

Grow up and solve your own problems!

2x6= DO IT YOURSELF!!!!

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out.

What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?

Completely confuse you!

Sex is like math.

Subtract the clothes, add the bed, divide the legs, and pray to God there is no multiplying.