Middle School Solution

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained human. So, get this, this joke relies on the fact that you think shooting up a school to solve teen suicide is NOT a logical solution. It's about taking a terrible, tragic problem and pretending the most horrific answer is somehow reasonable. Do you understand what 'morbid' means? I thought so. This is a classic case of dark humor, you probably aren't too familiar with that concept. This is where something awful is treated with humor. You probably aren't too familiar with common sense either.