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An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas.

"I don't understand it, Doc," she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas." "Thankfully," she added, "they are at least silent when I fart."

Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him.

The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled.

The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".

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Alright, you simpleton, listen up! You think you're so clever, posting this garbage, but clearly you're a moron. You couldn't understand this joke if it smacked you in your face with a rubber chicken. So, here's the deal: the doctor didn't solve the gas problem, he revealed the old lady's hearing problem. Get it now? She couldn't hear how loud she was farting before, but the medicine made the farts louder, which she now could hear. The punchline is the doc was really working on her ears all along.

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