Society jokes
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?
A: Stop littering!
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
What did the cholo say when the house fell on him?
"Get off me, homes!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?
He toasts the groom.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"
People are pushing for a Black Statue Of Liberty coin.
Can't wait to use Black people as currency again :)
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.