Society jokes
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can’t take medicine on an empty stomach.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
If they got fed up with them.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and a book?
A book has papers.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
Do orphans love doing crime?
'Cause they want to be wanted.
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive.
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
What’s red and cries?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
One day Johnae said, "What do you call a family outing?"
"Incest."
Low key Johnae fucks Kirby and Peach.
I have eaten 6 babies, 9 adolescent children, and 2 infants in the past week ;p
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?