Society jokes
What's the difference between me and a registered sex offender?
I am not registered.
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
Muslims love to exaggerate, that's why they always blow things up.
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
Why did an orphan say, "I'm wanted?" Because they wanted to feel a lie in their life.
I decided today that I was going to do something with my life, something amazing, and I decided to punch a homeless man.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
Definition of trust: two cannibals having oral sex.
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.