Society jokes
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?
Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
I cummed on the alley.
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
I blend children to make a good living.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
Men.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
Officer: Hi, how high are you?
Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"
Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.
Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.
Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.