
Society jokes
Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?
Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it, clap your hands.
Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏
Comedian: WTF bros!
Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
A disabled kid kept throwing up in class.
So I threw him out the window!
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law?
"That's against th-Allah (read like da-law)."
Electricity.
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
A blind man walked into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
I cummed on the alley.
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
Men.