Society jokes
What do you call a black person?
Dark humor.
There was this Down syndrome boy that always wanted to be a cop, and he did. He pulled someone over and said, "Know why I pulled you over?"
The guy replied, "Because I was speeding?"
He said, "No, because you're black."
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
I cummed on the alley.
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
Men.
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
I blend children to make a good living.
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
Officer: Hi, how high are you?
Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"
Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.
Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.
Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
Electricity.