Society jokes
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
Officer: Hi, how high are you?
Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"
Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.
Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.
Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
I blend children to make a good living.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
I cummed on the alley.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
Men.
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.