Society jokes
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?
A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
What do you call a person that [proudly] knows only one language? A bloody seppo.
What do you call a person that speaks five languages? A Euro waiter.
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Why do disabled people get picked on so much?
Why do orphans like going to church?
They can actually call someone "father."
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.
What do you call a pissed off midget?
A micro-aggression.
Ready when you are, KK.
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?