Society jokes
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
A blind man walked into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.
Electricity.
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
What is red, bubbling, and scratching at a window?
A baby in the microwave.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.