Society jokes
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"
If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
A blind man walked into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.
Electricity.
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?