If the Grinch was an average white thotty b.... girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6LmcrJq6oo
If the Grinch was an average black girl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzLo8vjSqI&has_verified=1
Society Jokes
A blind man walked into a bar, and a table, and a chair.
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.
Electricity.
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
What’s worse than five babies in a dumpster?
One baby in five dumpsters.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put a sticker on their forehead saying "MADE FROM CHINA".
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
What is red, bubbling, and scratching at a window?
A baby in the microwave.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
How to get 1000 followers on Instagram?
Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."😳
How do Chinese people get their names? Their parents throw woks down the stairs and name their children after the sound it makes.
Whoever invented religions, they fucked up.
We got all kinds of retarded adults believing in mythologies.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
