Society jokes
Why does Jesus never vacation on Earth?
Because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick, and they're still talking about it!
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
I cummed on the alley.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
Men.
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
What is meals on wheels to a Christian nationalist that is also a conservative Republican politician, a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physically handicapped, and who is also well-endowed?
Officer: Hi, how high are you?
Pothead: No officer, it's "how are you?"
Officer: Oh, I'm sorry, I've been high since last night.
Pothead: Cool, I'd like to give you some weed, happy 420, sir.
Officer: Omg, thanks man, appreciate that.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
I blend children to make a good living.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
What do you call a white girl who can run faster than her brothers?
A redneck virgin.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Electricity.
A blind man walked into a bar, and a table, and a chair.