Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Society Jokes
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
What do you name a family reunion of an orphan?
"Me time."
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
