Society jokes
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he gets to call someone father.
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.