Society jokes
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Little Johnny said to his mate, "I bet I can make you swear." His mate said, "Good luck." So Johnny told his mate that he slept with his sister. His mate yelled, "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.