Society jokes
A man was about to go into the bar with his dog when he realized the sign said, “No pets allowed!” He was about to walk away when another guy walked up with his dog. The 2nd man put on dark shades and said, “Just pretend you're blind!” He walked in with his dog, got a drink, then left.
The 1st man did the same thing, but when he walked in, the bartender said, “You know your ‘guide dog’ is a chihuahua, right?”
The man said, “They gave me a damn Chihuahua?!”
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
When the school lets you near children again...
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere!
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If at first you don't succeed, blame it on the patriarchy.
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
What do you call a blind German?
A Nazi/Nattzee.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen.
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
Why is suicide illegal?
Because it destroys government property.
Like this if you're an American.
I love gay people. UwU