
Society jokes
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?
They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
π€ What does BLM stand for? Blacks Love Masturbation π π π π βΊ π π π
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
Why canβt orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
So, if being a paedophile is a career, then burying the bodies must be gardening.
π The Broken Family π . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
SHUT UP EVERYBODY!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
Why do disabled people always get picked on?
Because they canβt stand up for themselves.
How many genders are there?
One, women are property.