Society jokes
I'm offended.
- Liberals
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
What type of phone do orphans have?
Android because they don't have a home button.
What do you get when you cross a fat christian nationalist that is heteroflexable, a christian nationalist politician who is also a born again christian, a conservative republican that has a small penis, and a tv evangelist on steroids?
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."