Society jokes
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why don't orphans rob the bank?
Because they're not wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.