Society jokes
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get the hell out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
What happened to the eight-year-old boy that needed to go to the bathroom during church?
The priest stopped him on the way there.
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
Bros got barcode arms.
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
What kind of file turns a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedophile.
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?
The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.
(Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)
Science flew us to the moon.
Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats. They want a handout everyday.
How many genders are there? One: Men! Women are property!
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money.
Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole.
The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money.
The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money, you worthless old fart?”
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
How many Africans does it take to change a light?
A water bottle.
I fucked my mom.