Society jokes
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the jaw.
Religion... That is all.
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green."
"I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship."
"You're very pretty for a Purple girl."
"We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!"
"Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people."
"You 2-headed people are so stupid!"
"No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes."
"Get the hell out of my store you grigger!"
"The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
There's only one gender. Women are property.
What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?
The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.
(Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)
Why are there adoption centers? Because it's a market for pedophiles.
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.