Society jokes
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
123 bipity bopity 321. Women are property.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
What's the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One is loved.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
What is more used than plastic?
Hookers.
I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.
And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Why can't I touch little old women, but nursing home nurses can?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.