What kind of file turns a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedophile.
Society Jokes
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?
The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.
(Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)
Science flew us to the moon.
Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.
I’ve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats. They want a handout everyday.
How many genders are there? One: Men! Women are property!
Paul Walker is the best legend to go down in history. Change my mind.
A bully walks up to a kid named Billy to insult him and steal his lunch money.
Later that night when he is at home, the bully’s father comes into his room to insult him and take the lunch money he stole.
The father walks down stair to check on his father in the living room. When he walks in, his father insults him and takes the lunch money.
The grandfather of the bully walks into the back yard and in the dark is Billy. The grandfather walks up to him and says “Where’s my money, you worthless old fart?”
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
How many Africans does it take to change a light?
A water bottle.
I fucked my mom.
Deaf people suck lots of dicks.
They can't hear!
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.
You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the street?
To get them in his van.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
