Society jokes
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
If you hit a child, that's child abuse.
If you hit a family member, that's abuse.
If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.
If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
An orphan uses a family bathroom, and when he comes out, he gets told, "This is a family bathroom."
It's funny that everyone is depressed, like, I mean:
Bullys are depressed.
Nerds are depressed.
Bad girls/boys are depressed.
Kind humans are depressed.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What would the world be like without women?
A pain in the ass.
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
You can always bully an orphan. Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
What type of cake can't orphans eat?
Home made.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?
The Hunger Games!
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?