Social jokes
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?
Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
Inside, outside.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.
The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.
"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"
"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.
The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with!
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
Nobody likes you because you are an orphan.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.