Social jokes

Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.

What do gum and guns have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.

I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.

After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.

What do you never say to gay people?

IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️‍🌈

In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.

What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?

"I am orphan!"

"You are bowling ball!"

What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?

A family picture.

What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!

Best chick ever.

Call me at 6969696969.

Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?

Knock knock. Who is there?

I don't know.

All y'all weird af.

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"

He replied, "There's no 'F'."

Me: "There's no family."

So um uh I like people who like people who like people.

What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?

Faithbook!

Why would doors do well on social media?

Everyone looks for their handles.

How can you make a orphans hand bleed?

Real them to clap until there parent come home.

My social life.

The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.