Social jokes
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
All y'all weird af.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
Memes
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
Call this for a gay old time! 0275535101
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.