Social jokes

In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.

Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?

A family picture.

What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!

Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"

He replied, "There's no 'F'."

Me: "There's no family."

All y'all weird af.

Knock knock. Who is there?

I don't know.

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

So um uh I like people who like people who like people.

What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?

"I am orphan!"

"You are bowling ball!"

Best chick ever.

Call me at 6969696969.

What do you never say to gay people?

IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️‍🌈

I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.

After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.

The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.

Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.

Peter: Curses!

Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Peter: *Crying*

Jacob: Why are you crying?

Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*

Anyone want to join us? :DDD Talk to anyone on the chat :)

Person: What's your perfect date look like?

Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.

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