I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
So um uh I like people who like people who like people.
Knock knock. Who is there?
I don't know.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
All y'all weird af.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.
How can you make a orphans hand bleed?
Real them to clap until there parent come home.
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Peter: Curses!
Jacob: Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Peter: *Crying*
Jacob: Why are you crying?
Jacob: Whatever. *Leaves orphanage*
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