Social jokes

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I have an account at the website Memedroid.

My name is J0K35FromWJE.

Feel free to follow me, and I WILL upload to Memedroid (I might not upload daily).

I will still make jokes here jlyk (just letting you know).

Ok here's your joke now...

What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?

"Can I have a pizza that ass?"

A guy asks a girl to go to a dance. She agrees, and he decides to rent a suit. The rental has a long line, so he waits and waits, and finally he gets his suit.

He decides to buy flowers, so he goes to the flower shop. The flower shop has a long line, so he waits and waits, until he finally buys flowers.

He picks up the girl and they go to the dance. There is a long line into the dance, so they wait and wait.

Finally, they get into the dance, and the guy offers to get the girl a drink. She asks for punch, so he goes to the drink table, and there is no punch line.

What was the orphan's name?

Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂

Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!

How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?

Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.

My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.

Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.

A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.

I just left him hanging.

I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Social Services...

What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.

Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.

Why are birds good at social media?

Because they "tweet" all the time!?

Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.

Like this if you think orphans are cool!

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.

After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.

My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!

Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."

What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!

Huh, I'm really pissed off. No matter how many jokes I make, no one likes them. 😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(

I'm autistic.