Social jokes

What do gum and guns have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.

What do you never say to gay people?

IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️‍🌈

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?

A family picture.

What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!

In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.

Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?

What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?

"I am orphan!"

"You are bowling ball!"

So um uh I like people who like people who like people.

Knock knock. Who is there?

I don't know.

Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"

He replied, "There's no 'F'."

Me: "There's no family."

All y'all weird af.

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

Best chick ever.

Call me at 6969696969.

I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.

After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.

Why would doors do well on social media?

Everyone looks for their handles.

What do you call an orphan's family portrait?

A selfie.

The emo kid tried to give me a handshake. Sadly, I left him hanging.

Fuck people who are bigger than me physically, emotionally, mentally, economically, and socially.

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