What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, genius. The joke is that both chewing gum and guns make people want to be your friend. It's funny because guns are usually associated with danger and gum is, well, gum. And I know you probably need it spelled out but friendship is often conditional. I bet you don't have any friends yourself, do you?