Social jokes
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five. Unfortunately, the tree left him hanging...
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
quarantine be like:
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
You’re so fat; if you go outside now, you’d be arrested for breaking social distancing guidelines.
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
Your mom #69.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
Yo mama so ugly... when she went to the haunted house... she came out... WITH A JOB APPLICATION!
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
Rape isn't a joke.
It's a type of way of making friends and to mate with other women.
It's a way of art, and works on anybody!
Like this if you agree.
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.