What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid? Reality.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70 years old.
Why couldnβt the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
How do you ground a gen z? Make them go outside and socialize
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, βShow me proof.β He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest βForgot Passwordβ procedure Iβve ever done.
Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the united states that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library? Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle, the Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieved political and social goals
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What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
What is black smells bad and long? Line to social services.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.
When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"
He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth including an increase in child abuse" said the village priest. The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media. "Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!" "Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey". they reported
The village priest is living at his majesties convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke, its not even funny?" Said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
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