What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid? Reality.
Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70 years old.
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles
How do you ground a gen z? Make them go outside and socialize
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer. I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the united states that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library? Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle, the Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieved political and social goals
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The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
What is black smells bad and long? Line to social services.
"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth including an increase in child abuse" said the village priest. The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media. "Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!" "Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey". they reported
The village priest is living at his majesties convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.
"Why is this a joke, its not even funny?" Said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.
What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?
I did not believe in covid 19 until I saw your teeth social distancing
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb? 9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing? Your hairline.
Yo mama so fat that she’s social distancing from herself
Where can you never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
finally some social platform where you can talk about muslims and not get bombed. obv, unless you share your residence.
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
