Social jokes

Why are birds good at social media?

Because they "tweet" all the time!?

My friend told me to make more friends, so I joined a suicide cult.

I’ll be hanging with them for a while.

Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.

My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!

Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."

What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!

Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.

What do you call cringe?

You.

I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.

After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.

An emo tried to high-five a tree. The tree left her hanging.

When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!

So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.

Why did the emo leave the bar?

Because it was happy hour.

When people make accounts about you and a category.

My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.